- President Hangs out at Micro Brewery
- Budweiser Discloses Beer Ingredients
- Small Brewery Insults Idaho Gov. with Little Bitch Otter
- Jesus Would Have turned Water into Beer
- The Ultimate Beer Conspiracy
- Even the Chinese are in on it...
- Beer saves small California town
- Bills and Brews show premieres
- Beer in a hot pan!
- Brewers Big and Small Lobbying for Lower Laxes
- A Beer Hero!
- Beer used to sell Obamacare
- Beer gets Bad Rap from Mary Jane
- North Carlolina now controlled by Big Beer!
- States' Outdated Laws Preventing Micro Distilleries
- Ohio Pisses Off In-Bev
- Beer companies buying up political influence... Again!
- Obama Likes Beer!
- Alcohol Taxes are Nothing New
- Bud Buying Corona
Subscribe to our feedFeed Entries
Welcome to BeerConspiracy.com
President Hangs out at Micro Brewery
President Barack Obama stopped by the Wynkoop Brewery in early July and had a drink of Railyard Ale with Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper and others. Hickenlooper used to own the place.
Clearly,l this indicates that even teh most powerful man on earth is being controlled by the Industrial Alcohol complex. (Well, except that he was at a micro-brewery not owned by the big beer conglomerates... as far as we know) Thankfully, Mr. Obama has good taste. According to the Denver Post, he even asked for advice on brewing beer from one of the Wynkoop's brewers.
The Beer Conspiracy
We believe that the Beer (and other Liquor) companies are a crucial part of the New World Order Conspiracy... probably...
They are systematically keeping the Free World drunk, or at least buzzed enough so that we won't pay attention to or worry about their other diabolical plans.
Everywhere you look, even on TV there are ads for beer and other alcoholic drinks.Everywhere.You probably even have some beer advertising in your home.A PBR t-shirt, or a Budweiser key chain.Maybe a collection of beer steins on the mantle.You have become a part of the conspiracy that allows these huge multinational conglomerates to keep selling the only legal addictive drug in the free world (other than nicotine, but that's a different conspiracy and someone else will have to build that website).
Alcohol kills more people each year than war! (We are Not suggesting that anyone should give up either.)
Don't get us wrong, we aren't suggesting that alcohol be banned.Prohibition didn't work in the past and it wont work any better today.We like a nice cold beer as much as the next person, but we'd rather drink our own home brew, untouched by greedy corporate hands! (Except, of course, for when we are out of home brew, which we usually are... because we don't actually brew any ourselves, though, we know people who do, or so they have told us.)
We present here articles of interest on that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there's something fishy in the International Beer Industrial Complex, headquartered in Bavaria, or maybe Belgium. Read them for yourself and you decide if you are going to continue playing right into their hands when you're crying into your beer, or if it's time to take back your beer and do something! (Please don't do anything stupid and blame it on us. We have enough troubles of our own without any help from you, thanks.)
Out To Get You:
Gigging, Everything You Need To Know about Playing Gigs (Except How to Play Your Axe)