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Budweiser sells out to InBev! |
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Budweiser has agreed to sell its soul to InBev. (Read here if you don't believe it) What does this mean for the Beer Conspiracy that controls most of the world? Well, InBev is based in Belgium, the birthplace of beer as we know it, so it kind of makes sense. This may be their masterstroke to finally take direct control of the USA. Remember that John McCain's wife is a Budweiser distributor. If he wins the election, we will all need to learn how to speak German.  Here's how it works: Belgium is in the European Union along with countries such as Germany. We don't need to remind everyone that Germany was the base for Hitler and the rest of his fascist regime, so it follows that those German fascists are about to take control of Budweiser. I dunno about you, but, this bud's not for me any more. I'm sticking to micro brews just to make sure someone retains their senses after they spike the Bud and turn everyone into Goose-stepping Nazi Zombies. |
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We believe that the Beer (and other Liquor) companies are a crucial part of the New World Order Conspiracy... probably... They are systematically keeping the Free World drunk, or at least buzzed enough so that we won't pay attention to or worry about their other diabolical plans. Everywhere you look, even on TV there are ads for beer and other alcoholic drinks. Everywhere. You probably even have some beer advertising in your home. A Jagermiester t-shirt, or a budweiser key chain. Maybe a couple of Tequila shot glasses in the cupboard. You have become a part of the conspiracy that allows these huge multinational conglomerates to keep selling the only legal addictive drug in the free world (other than nicotine, but that's a different conspiracy and someone else will have to build that website). Alcohol kills more people each year than war! (We are Not suggesting that anyone should give up either.)
Don't get us wrong, we aren't suggesting that Alcohol be banned. Prohibition didn't work in the past and it wont work any better today. We like a nice cold beer as much as the next person, but we'd rather drink our own home brew, untouched by greedy corporate hands! (Except, of course, for when we are out of home brew, which we usually are... because we don't actually brew any ourselves, though, we know people who do, or so they have told us.)
A positive use for beer! We present here articles of interest on that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there's something fishy in the International Beer Industrial Complex. Read them for yourself and you decide if you are going to continue playing right into their hands when you're crying into your beer, or if it's time to take back your beer and do something! (Please don't do anything stupid and blame it on us. We have enough troubles of our own without any help from you, thanks.)
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