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Beer Used for Political Gain… Again
According to CNN, yet another US president will use beer for his political advantage. President Joe Biden has teamed up with Beer Overlords Anheuser-Busch to offer the whole country a beer if they reach Biden’s vaccination goal by the Fourth of July. The goal is 70% of American adults having received at least one vaccination shot. Once again we see the power of beer influencing those in power to push beer on the American public.
"Get a shot and have a beer. Free beer for everyone 21 years or over to celebrate the independence from the virus," said the arguably most powerful man in the world. (We think the Beer Overlords have more power, but that’s just an opinion backed up by reams kegs of imaginary data.)
If this isn’t clear proof of how the Global Beer Industrial Complex controls the levers of power on this planet, we don’t know what is.
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We're not sure who this guy is, but he's on to something.
Please spread the word. Let everyone know, but make sure they know it's a secret that nobody is supposed to know.
Oh, and be careful!
You never know who's watching you or how much beer they've had to drink, or how much you will need to drink in order to forget they exist.
Good Luck!
The Beer Conspiracy
We believe that the Beer (and other Liquor) companies are a crucial part of the New World Order Conspiracy... probably...
They are systematically keeping the Free World drunk, or at least buzzed enough so that we won't pay attention to or worry about their other diabolical plans.
Everywhere you look, even on TV, there are ads for beer and other alcoholic drinks. Everywhere. You probably even have some beer advertising in your home. A PBR t-shirt, or a Budweiser key chain. Maybe a collection of beer steins on the mantle. You have become a part of the conspiracy that allows these huge multinational conglomerates to keep selling the only legal addictive drug in the free world (other than nicotine... and caffeine, but those are entirely different conspiracies and someone else will have to build those websites).
Alcohol kills more people each year than war! (We are Not suggesting that anyone should give up either.)
Don't get us wrong, we aren't suggesting that alcohol be banned. Prohibition didn't work in the past and it won't work any better today. We like a nice cold beer as much as the next person, but we'd rather drink our own homebrew, untouched by greedy corporate hands! (Except, of course, for when we are out of homebrew, which we usually are... because we don't actually brew any ourselves, though, we know people who do, or so they have told us.)
We present here articles of interest that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there's something that doesn't smell quite right in the International Beer Industrial Complex, headquartered in Bavaria, or maybe Belgium. Read them for yourself and you decide if you are going to continue playing right into their hands when you're crying into your beer, or if it's time to take back your beer and drink it!